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I'm Emily. Lots of text posts with a few cute and pretty pictures thrown in.

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

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koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

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bigbardafree:

switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover

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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

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lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

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