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I'm Emily. Lots of text posts with a few cute and pretty pictures thrown in.

iguanabones:

the afterlife isnt all its hyped up to be

(Source: iguanamouth, via bamfcory)

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

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encompassment:

age 7: I want to be a teen titan

age 18: I want to be a teen titan

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sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

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